Jumping Spidermonkey
Today's inspiration is none other than my very own beloved brother! It is simple... he can jump really freaking high and I think it's the coolest thing ever! But unfortunately this awesome skill is not genetically passed to yours truly so I will continue working on getting my feet high enough off of the ground so I don't trip on the damn floor when I walk...
Watch!! OOOOooooooooooooo~~~
Not that impressive? You can do that too? Hmm... well I guess a little perspective is in order. Alright~ Your humble narrator is but a paltry 5 foot 2 inches... some pedantic naysayers who deserve to have dog turd rubbed in their eyes may argue that I only reach 5 and 1. Regardless, this tire is humongous.
Observe small grasshoppers:
Now watch the video again..... can you REALLY do that too? like.. REALLY?? WELL THEN. WHAT ABOUT THIS!? yeah baby!!! He does it twice.. no big deals.
I know.. it's not like it's me jumping but I'm automatically way cooler in general just by association and with extra points because I'm associated by BLOOD! woot woot!
