Today's inspiration is none other than my very own beloved brother! It is simple... he can jump really freaking high and I think it's the coolest thing ever! But unfortunately this awesome skill is not genetically passed to yours truly so I will continue working on getting my feet high enough off of the ground so I don't trip on the damn floor when I walk...
Watch!! OOOOooooooooooooo~~~
Not that impressive? You can do that too? Hmm... well I guess a little perspective is in order. Alright~ Your humble narrator is but a paltry 5 foot 2 inches... some pedantic naysayers who deserve to have dog turd rubbed in their eyes may argue that I only reach 5 and 1. Regardless, this tire is humongous.
Observe small grasshoppers:
Now watch the video again..... can you REALLY do that too? like.. REALLY?? WELL THEN. WHAT ABOUT THIS!? yeah baby!!! He does it twice.. no big deals.
I know.. it's not like it's me jumping but I'm automatically way cooler in general just by association and with extra points because I'm associated by BLOOD! woot woot!
I'm doing this silly watercoloring business which is taking up a lot of my time lately... but it's a good thing I s'pose... this whole not-being-a-lazy-creature stint. I have been inspired by.. my brain.. to continue this non-lazy behavior and document the multiple self-creation projects that I have going on.
So! Without further ado, may I introduce to you my other works in progress?
~Drink as much wine as financially and physically possible while obtaining all relevant information about said wines. Now don't think I'm some alcoholic or anything. In fact, if you knew me, you would know that "as much wine as physically possible" actually only means about two gulps because goddamn my asian super liver, I can't digest alcohol to save my coolness! But the biggest point of that project is just to learn as much as I possibly can about all the different kinds of wine out there.
Some empty, some unopened, all cheap :P
~Stay on top of my physical fitness by committing to a schedule and working the program accordingly. So far, what I'm focusing on is using my pilfered TURBOFIRE workouts as my HIIT/cardio routine three days a week and hitting the weights at the gym three days interspersed between the cardio. On Sunday I go and Zumba with my mom which is always more of a fun day than a "training" day. I'm going to try to keep a weekly log of my progress in terms of keeping to my schedule. I'm thinking accountability will keep away the lazy dizeaze.
~Take photos with my dinky digital camera and make the most of what I got. My town has amazing opportunities for taking photos every morning and evening because the sky here becomes a mixture of colors that I am sure has never been seen anywhere else in the world. The problem is, my camera cannot handle said colors so until I can capture these hues and gradients the way my heart sees them every day, I will make do with photographing... other... things. My goal is to upload five of my favorite shots once every week.
{sigh} It really is a pity that a day only has 24 measly hours, especially since I have to sleep 9 of them :( well lately that's another thing I've been working on. Two weeks and I've gone with whatever sleep I can get and still wake up at 7 in the morning. Sometimes that means 5 hours with a two hour nap during the day, or passing out at 10 pm and catching some serious zzz's till 7.
~Videos. I want to start creating videos of some things. I think maybe I will combine my "Do-it-yourself" section with my video experimentation. I love making things by hand. Everything I love I'll try to find a way to make the home version of it. With food, it's so much healthier, with beauty products it's way more natural, with everything else it's just way awesomer. You know what I'm talking about. Or if you don't, I'm sorry, because you are seriously missing out on some good shit. Now, I want to create a DIY section with videos of how to make things. Who knows, maybe this idea dies down and I just start posting video as opposed to writing. But then that would be the ultimate laziness, so maybe not.
~Foodage. I'm going to make and document one recipe a week. I'll be cooking way more than that but the problem is I've made about 50 recipes, which would have me way further along on that particular bullet of the bucketlist, and I rarely pull out the camera. I wish I had a cameraman just follow me around ready to photograph when I'm cooking! bah whatever... so I'm going to be doing all that good stuff.
Ok, well that's all for now I guess... I'll be making updates about the bucketlist soon because I've been working on.... some things..... oooooooo mysterious~~~
you've stumbled into my head have you? Well good luck finding anything worth keeping!! But if you do find something.. may it bring a smile to your face, or a thought to your brain~
