Mori
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Showing posts with label Mori. Show all posts

genocide and a shitty mass grave





 
 
 
i killed them all :(
 
 


look how happy he looks!!




but no. my worms are not like this happy squiggler. I KILLED THEM!!!!!




more accurately, the accursed Apollo killed them. They got too hot. DAMN YOU APOLLO!! but who am i kidding? the blame lies equally with me- i aided the creation of the inescapable, unyielding inferno that my little worm babies were fried in till their dying breaths.....




how do i even live with myself?!
 
 
apparently i was doing it wrong anyway. too much poop to not enough worm ratio.
 
 
 
....BUT A POUND OF WORMS!!
but too much poop.
but so many worms!!!!
but still too much poop.



i underestimated the poopiness of my beloved number 1's poop. thank god i didn't try anything with number 2's!! evilocity plus poop toxicity can only equal zombified worms that can probably open the lid of their own worm bin. before coming into the house to eat our brainzzzzzzzzzzz


 


"braaaainnnnzzzzzz"





the fact of the matter is i need to step up my game.





and step up i shall. 



worm bin round 2 will be on its way shortly. plan of action? slow and steady will win this race. hopefully only ONE more batch of worms will be needed... with some sage advice from some serious veteran composters and a resolve to brave the nefarious odors of number 1's very special waste I head back into the darkness.

as for the worms in bin 1:


I'M SO SORRY!!!  SOOO SOOO SORRY!!!
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Shit. I think I have worms

If you know me in real life, you've probably heard me talk about poop. I talk about poop regularly. Probably because it is a mystery to me as I don't do it.... {crickets chirping} Now is the time to stop reading this post if solid waste is a sensitive subject for you.


You've been warned.
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Leaving... on a jet plane!

My brother is leaving tomorrow and though there was an EXCELLENT going away party to send him off, I will say I am completely (secretly) devastated that he's actually going.

Who's going to beat Mori up to show him he's not the only giant creature under our roof?

Who's going to tell me I'm doing everything wrong at the gym?

Who's going to talk shit with me in korean right in front of the person and giggle embarrassingly loud?

Gah!! needless to say there was a fantastic toast given at the party by (yours truly (which i find is very easy for me to do when it concerns my brother though i could not imagine giving a toast for anybody else with such sweet eloquence)) but also, on the side so that only a few trusted girlfriends could see and effectively shield me, there was a mini melt down of emotions and eye liner early on in the night. Then everything else is a drunken haze... for pretty much all 35 people at the table.

Too bad i only have one brother... could really use another one now that this fool's leaving :/


giant arms and teeeeeny legs!!
 

Mori is NOT amused.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

my favorite brother :)
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Rotting Pears~

So about a month? three weeks? ago i bought a box of little cute snack sized pears. By a box, i don't mean boxes that may or may not be offered in grocery stores (do they sell pears by the box in grocery stores? I'm so out of touch with produce actually sold in stores because now that i'm a super apple/pear snob at this job of mine.... hehehee) but the box that i speak of is a wholesale sized box of pears. yeah. 158 pears nicely wrapped and packed in a pretty little case ready to be added to 48 other little cases stacked together on a perfect little pallet ready to be shipped on a semi truck with 19 other pallets full of the same cute little pears.

yup. i have 158 of these suckers to eat however i can. When they were less than ripe they were perfect for the juicing- oh my. delicious! a little tangy and a bit too tart with granny apples but a nice balance of acidity with beets and celery. yumm.

fast forward three weeks later. They're ripe now. Oh how they're ripe. they're almost to the mushy point. So juicy, so many pears, so little- no- NO time!!! i'm handing these babies to my little dog like it's christmas every day. the greedy sucker thinks the treats will end so he keeps hiding them and then i have to find them and toss them before they rot!! argggghh!!!

My mom and i eat like 7 pears a day.

ok, that's a lie. my MOM eats 7 a day. i look at 7 and guiltily don't eat any.  Why?

I'm not all that partial to pears.

True story.

So why did i buy a case of these bastards?

Meh- i was getting super hyped about the juicing :) and they're super cute. fits right into the palm of my teeny little hand teeheheheee..

After giving about 25 of them to a friend, and another 25 to another friend, and consuming about 40 in the last week and tossing a few of the bruised and rotted ones, we're down to about 40. My remedy is to just smoothie and salad the CRAP out of these guys..

Just found a recipe for an oats and pear smoothie. sounds DELICIOUS.

ingredients
ripe pears
milk
6 oz yogurt
1/4 cup oats
5-7 ice cubes
ginger
1/2 tsp cinnamon
pinch of salt

directions
blend all the shiz together until smooth.

I'm thinking breakfast tomorrow instead of my juice. in fact, i'm thinking breakfast every day until i get rid of these damn pears.  I'll be using raw milk and probably subbing ice cubes for frozen bananas and leaving out the yogurt for a little bit more milk.

For dinner? That's right!! pear mixed with some pear, garnished with slivered pears and topped with a healthy dose of pear!! wheeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

No dinner is more like kale salad with pear, cranberries, Gorgonzola and some white wine vinaigrette and a side of roasted brussel sprouts and pears. Chicken will have to be involved as my brother is going to be involved :) I'll work it out... lots of pears!!


I'm thinking maybe a pear and Gorgonzola pizza for tomorrow night. prep the pizza dough tonight as there is no gym with this month long flu. blech. so over it already.

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Mori update~

My how he's grown again... from this:

giant apple coma... "don't look at me! i'm UGLY!!"
 
To this! But he's still a little baby to me :)
 

I hope he stays little forever... because any bigger and he'll actually be able to take out my knees when he comes to a sliding stop... not just pop it :/ tooooooo big!
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The creature grows...

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Mori!

Lots of new things happening! New phone, new recipes, new PUPPY!! new turd messes all over the house... :(
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