Flalad...

I totally just made up that word. I hate flalads. Flat salads.

You know what i'm talking about. You go to a nice restaurant and you order a starter salad. Out comes this massive plate and it's got like ONE LAYER OF MIXED GREENS laying flat on the plate in a GORGEOUS display of completely non-forkable fiber. ARLKAJ;ELRJAW;OEUIRASDF


Pinterest is guilty as well though slightly less offensive because I don't have to somehow scrape them off the plate and figure out how to chew a leaf in the singular.

But they make me SO angry!! i'm all about the GIANT BOWLS. i want it PILED HIGH! all the toppings and fix-ins i want it bulky dammit!! a skinny leaf laying thinly on a plate will not make me skinny or thin. none of that transfers. so load it up you salad-nazis!!



I WANTS ITTTTTT~~

I NEEEDS IT!!!!

yeah ok my photoshop skillz need something too... maybe a giant SALAD would help!

see how super skinny gollum looks? see that giant bowl of salad he's holding? i think there might be a connection here. maybe.


i dunno.

i could be wrong.

i used paint on the photo.



don't judge me.