oh, hello kittehhh!
So.................
cats.
Cats are.. evil.
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| like this ugly turd eater. |
that is beyond a doubt. Cats are the Cain to dogs' Abel. And as the bible story goes cats will always be the one to commit the murder and dogs will always be the ones to go. why? because dogs are loyal and sweet and stupid to a loving fault. and God loves dogs more. WHAT!? it says so! God totally loved Abel more. check it. take your wares and sacrifices elsewhere Cain. Cat.
don't get me wrong, cats can look sweet and loving too. I guess..
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| just look at that sweetness and lovingness all squeezed into a sink... WTF? |
but don't be fooled. because you'd be an idiot to think those shining eyeballs are radiating love.
at you.
they're definitely radiating love.
but it's more like the
hunger
kind of love.
for your face.
oh how quickly these guys change:
from a little guy like "oooo pet me, love me i'm sooooper soffff"
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| pet pet pet pet wheeeeeeee!! so cute! |
To:
BRING ME YOUR FACE!
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| OOOHHH MOTHER FUCKERSSSSSS |
and if you only check headlines of articles and only skim through the rest of it - as i do - and believe everything posted online as being truth- as you should - then you'll know that cats only refrain from killing us because something about opposable thumbs.
That is all.
I think i'll bring one home.
and he will look like so.
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| somebody else hates cats too~ teehehe |
as payback to all of the other cats out there.
~ love, Jangles
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